As A Sunday Sunday Christian...

Today, I have a word of advice for you, my dear friends. I may not, at the moment, be able to take this advice, for reasons best known to me, but I strongly urge you to (like my use of english? I've been reading the dictionary). Pay rapt attention to the story below (read carefully).

I went to church at 10am, thinking I was really early for 2nd service. I get there and it's crazy full. Just as I lean back to chill for "1st" service to be over, the usher goes "Let me get you a seat, it's a combined service". Meaning it started at 8:00am. Crappppp!!! You don't know my church, so you don't get. It's HUUUGGGEEEEE! And she takes me to sit in front? How wicked can she be?

I felt so stupid, 'cause as I made my way to the front, as silently as possible, I realised everyone was staring at me and looking at their watches. I could almost hear their thoughts "How can she come to church at this time, sinner oshi!", "Look at her face, she must have been busy rubbing pancake" *Mschewwwwww* as if they were any better. I could point out the ones that were at Play and Aristotle last night (don't ask me how I know, a good amebo never reveals her sources!). But I felt stupid all the same. Fortunately, I had invited a friend to church, so I wasn't alone. We felt stupid together!

My advice? See why you should attend mid-week services? So when they make important announcements, you hear and act accordingly. As I said, I may not go to church on week days, but I beseech thee, do not be like me O people. Work is crazy, but I'm trying to work something out. So, for those of you that go to my church (you know yourselves), please help a sister out, so she doesn't look stupid next time.

A word is enough for the wise.

Have a lovely week y'all.

xxx...

Amebo!